Talkin' Trash

Betty Botter bought a bit of O-Bama's butter.
"But," Hill said, "O-Bama's butter is a bit bitter.
He's also a real bad bowler.
If I break that to that beginner's backer,
It will make my chances better.
I'll make Barack do so much badder."

The blogs all buzzed on their banner
'Bout 'Bama and his bit of bitter butter.
And Bill and Hill both blathered and badgered
To blast Barack for his bitter butter.
Didn't care it helped the bomb bomb bomber
Bomb Iran, bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomber.

"Betty Botter can't like O-Bama better.
That sound bite has bit him in the butter!"
But Bill and Hill's race to the bottom was such a bummer
Betty gave up on Hill and went to Obamer
Put a big new sticker on her bumper
Now Betty Botter's a bigger O-Bama Backer.