Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Don't tell me she don't love me

Josh comes around today:

Everything he's said seems geared to reach back out to his mistress in Argentina (to perhaps re-cement the possibility of continuing the relationship?) and force a final breach with his wife. It is almost as if his upbringing, culture, religion and simply familial obligation require one thing but he's doing everything he can to make those requirements beyond his capacity to fulfill. Put simply, it's like he wants his wife to cut the cord for him.

That's what I told you the other day, Josh. Sanford is a coward, who constantly is handing out the tools to undo his marriage, but is too chicken to do it himself. Be a real man, Governor, and stop dancing. 'Cause if I were your Argentinean soul mate, you'd be all alone by now. But I guess that's okay when you can say "I will be able to die knowing that I had met my soul mate."

I'm serious when I say this. What kind of woman would have this man?

(Here's audio of his ridiculous AP interview: "It was wonderful." Enjoy it or squirm. Or both.)

And just to be complete, I also learned today that the real missus but in the truer sense of the words the other woman, Jenny Stanford, the one who Sanford is trying so hard to fall in love with while professing his love for another woman, told him that he was not going to get to see his boys if he didn't stop seeing the lovely Maria. His response, as we know, was to leave his kids over Father's Day weekend on a South American hike. No surprise from the guy that keeps parading his love for a woman other than their mom in front of the world.

I'm almost too embarrassed to keep writing about this, but whatchagonnado now that you don't have Norm Coleman to kick around any more?

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